Got some new glasses!
I just invented a new word:
We are the queerest Herero couple ever.
the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
This textpost literally just saved my life.
person: im just throwing my opinion out there
me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house
Dog doesn’t want kisses
> This dog has incredible comedic timing.
> Remember your place, human.
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